Sunday, December 13, 2015

USPS Mail Sorter

To the USPS Mail Sorter that mistook the folded up letter from my aunt for a gift-card (which is mentioned in the Christmas card but not found in the already torn open envelope) you are an ASS.

It's nice to know that the once yearly information I get from my aunt in California is worth Federal mail tampering charges should you be caught. I'm assuming you pocketed it with other stolen gift cards and the like and will discover it's actually about family health and how she is doing and personal stuff once you check the spoils of your ill gotten goods.

Thank you for at least letting me have the card from her, since it's the only correspondence I receive from my father's side of my family.

No love, Rory.

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I'm Rory or Rorek in most places. I design, sew, and craft, primarily for my Asian Ball-Jointed Dolls. I also dabble in interior design, but I'm a little out of practice.

I post about the things I enjoy, which are sewing, photographing my dolls, designing new outfits, knitting, which I started in September of 2008, thanks to my Mom, and occasionally drawing, or painting.

I also post about Life Events and how they affect me and those that I love.

Currently I am living in DFW, Texas in the USA and working towards a degree in Theology.