So Osaka told me that I needed to share with you, oh friends of the internet, something dumb I did yesterday.
We were in Five Below (a great novelty shop with everything $5 or less) and she found something awesome. I don't remember what it was exactly, just that I was excited, and I had the urge to high-five her face. It should be noted that she was in a fragile emotional state, and gave me a startled and somewhat wounded face when I told her of my urge.
For the record I did not infact, make contact with her face, with my hand, open or closed.