PSYCHOANALYSE YOURSELF!
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!) I waited to read the endings to other people's answers until I'd answered these myself!
1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
If I'm not alone, I'm with Osaka, and probably her son. I'd prefer to be alone though.
2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A doe.
3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It looks in my direction for a moment, our eyes lock, and it dashes away.
4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
A two story colonial, with southern style porch, including a porch swing, and french doors.
5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.
6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it?
The mail from the last few days, some partially assembled crafts, and a couple of occupied doll chairs. There is also a buffet style chest with more doll furniture, in a livingroom/dining room style, with more dolls.
7 You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
An old chipped china cup. It looks like it's been there for decades, the paint worn, cracked, half buried, the grass around it sparsely.
8) What do you do with the cup?
Leave it there. It's part of the general ambience.
9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
A lake, with a small stream that leads to a pond which pools near the front of the house.
10) How will you cross the water?
There is a small bridge over the stream, and the lake is clear and clean enough to swim, so if I'm crossing that, I'll swim it.
Here are the answers.
1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
So, essentially I'm the most important person in my life. *SELFISH* Osaka and Ringo being second, which makes sense to me. She is my bestfriend after all.
2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Medium sized, but fleeting?
3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
So I stare into the eyes of my problems and run away. Yep that's accurate.
4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Largish? Relative to the situation I guess. "Colonial" is kind of vague.
5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
Hmmm, there's no fence but my ideal home is FAR into the forest, so .. that's pretty extreme closed-off-ness.
6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Do dolls count as people? D:
7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
So, chipped worn china is rather indicative of being single and apprehensive about dating.
8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
I leave things be? Yeah pretty much.
9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
So a big freaking lake with a small stream that funnels into a small pond.. Yep. e_e
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
So... swimming through it. Yep.
